Please, Don't Touch Anything
🛠️ Please, Don't Touch Anything update history
Official announcements the developer posts on Steam—patches, new content, and events—sorted by date. Click a title to read the full post.
August 2026
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8/7Fri🛠️ Patch / updateSmall Patch - August 7th
Today we've released a small bug fix update based on issues reported to us via the forums and customer support. F7 key no longer deletes your achievements (This was accidentally left in for QA. Sorry!…
September 2025
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9/27Sat🛠️ Patch / updateQuick Fix - Sept 26
Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. - Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears af…
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9/25Thu🛠️ Patch / updateMinor Update - Windows / Mac / Linux
Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported…
July 2025
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7/30Wed🛠️ Patch / updatePlease, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update
Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh UpdateWow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn a…
May 2015
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5/30Sat🛠️ Patch / updateUPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support
http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find…
Source: official Steam announcements (updated every 6–24 hours). Titles and summaries are copyright of the original developers.