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Please, Don't Touch Anything

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🛠️ Please, Don't Touch Anything update history

Official announcements the developer posts on Steam—patches, new content, and events—sorted by date. Click a title to read the full post.

Latest update · Aug 7
🛠️ Small Patch - August 7th
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August 2026

  • 8/7Fri
    🛠️ Patch / update
    Small Patch - August 7th

    Today we've released a small bug fix update based on issues reported to us via the forums and customer support. F7 key no longer deletes your achievements (This was accidentally left in for QA. Sorry!…

September 2025

  • 9/27Sat
    🛠️ Patch / update
    Quick Fix - Sept 26

    Another day, another quick fix! This update is for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Thank you to MoolyChaos and Marceline for finding this one. - Fixed: Rare race condition where the Blood timer disappears af…

  • 9/25Thu
    🛠️ Patch / update
    Minor Update - Windows / Mac / Linux

    Hey Friends! We’re happy that so many of you came to hang out with us at the office, and none of you messed with our machines (right?). A round of fixes for Windows and Mac (Thank you all who reported…

July 2025

  • 7/30Wed
    🛠️ Patch / update
    Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh Update

    Please, Don't Touch Anything 2025 Refresh UpdateWow! It's been 9 years since the last update to Please, Don't Touch Anything on Steam. There's an entire generation of gamers who haven't taken a turn a…

December 2016

  • 12/8Thu
    📢 Announcement
    PDTA 3D is out now!

    PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS

  • 12/8Thu
    📢 Announcement
    PDTA 3D is out now!

    PDTA 3D is out now! Can you figure out the five new endings? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cH68fw4c8&feature=youtu.be You can also find PDTA on Android and iOS

May 2016

  • 5/29Sun
    📢 Announcement
    Linux + SteamOS version now live!

    Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!

  • 5/29Sun
    📢 Announcement
    Linux + SteamOS version now live!

    Please, Don't Touch Anything is now compatible with Linux & SteamOS! To thank Linux owners for their infinite patience, the game is 50% OFF until Monday 30 May!

March 2016

January 2016

  • 1/30Sat
    🎉 Events
    BONUS TRACKS + FAN ART CONTEST

    BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Tou…

  • 1/30Sat
    🎉 Events
    BONUS TRACKS + FAN ART CONTEST

    BONUS TRACKS 3 new bonus tracks have been added to Please, Don't Touch Anything original soundtrack (which can be purchased here). Those tracks were composed exclusively for this rad Please, Don't Tou…

December 2015

  • 12/12Sat
    📢 Announcement
    3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW!

    http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png 3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, yo…

  • 12/12Sat
    📢 Announcement
    3 NEW ENDINGS AVAILABLE NOW!

    http://i.imgur.com/8AiY27x.png 3 new enigmas/endings are now available on Please, Don't Touch Anything. Are they going to blow that mind of yours? Yes, they are. Do you have to pay to get them? No, yo…

May 2015

  • 5/30Sat
    🛠️ Patch / update
    UPDATE AVAILABLE NOW! 6 new endings + Mac OS support

    http://i.imgur.com/DVnqS4K.png Screwdriver? Check. Hammer? Check. All set for some more wicked enigmas. Please note that some of the new endings are somehow connected to the "old" ones. You might find…

Source: official Steam announcements (updated every 6–24 hours). Titles and summaries are copyright of the original developers.