
Mr Magpie's Harmless Card Game
🛠️ Mr Magpie's Harmless Card Game update history
Official announcements the developer posts on Steam—patches, new content, and events—sorted by date. Click a title to read the full post.
October 2026
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10/5Mon📢 AnnouncementEmployee Notice: Your Access to the new demo Has Been Approved
Your Access to The New Demo Has Been ApprovedAttention, valued employees.Following an extensive internal review of your previous performance, Middle Management has reached an unexpected conclusion:You…
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10/3Sat📢 AnnouncementEmployee Notice: Please Return to the Office October 5
Your Presence Is Required October 5Attention, valued employees.Middle Management has reviewed your file.Mr Magpie has reviewed it too.We have determined that your presence is required on October 5.Ple…
August 2026
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8/20Thu📢 AnnouncementEmployee Notice: Your Playtest Access Has Been Reinstated
The Mr. Magpie Playtest Is Open AgainMr. Magpie has decided that your performance requires further evaluation.Surprise! The Mr. Magpie’s Harmless Card Game Playtest is opening again for a limited time…
June 2026
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6/8Mon📢 AnnouncementEmployee Bulletin - Find a New Trailer and All-New Office Makeover on Steam
All-hands notice - Our new Steam page is live NOW, alongside an all-new trailer available as part of PC Gaming Show. Giant Light Studios is thrilled to announce our new publishing partnership with the…
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6/3Wed🛠️ Patch / updateAll-Hands Meeting: A Quick Company Update
First things first: thank you to everyone who participated in our playtest.Since the playtests began, thousands of you have shared feedback, reported issues, and helped us better understand what works…
December 2025
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12/1Mon🛠️ Patch / updateSmall patch on a Sunday. Bug fixes and a common perk cycle
Bug fixes: Fixed bug where expansion didn't change the text for cash and pill salesmanFixed bug where contacts didn't affect nest eggFixed visual bug where extra words were highlightedFixed bug where …
November 2025
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11/21Fri📢 AnnouncementSO MANY PERKS
QoL changes: Added speed controls, accessible in the settings. Made tooltips nicer, with footnotes to explain some keywords Art Changes: Beautiful new board art Mini Magpie Hot new look for the perks.…
October 2025
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10/21Tue📢 AnnouncementCard Removal and Animations
Visuals:Mr Magpie has been imbued with a spirit, and has found himself a nicer mustacheClearer and juicier animations for cards activatingRules Changes:Can now remove cards from deck! Just click on th…
September 2025
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9/12Fri📢 AnnouncementTime Overhaul, Walkabout, New Perks, QoL
Time OverhaulInstead of a clock, there is now a string of light leading to a bomb. When it reaches the bomb, you will probably blow up. (there is a tiny chance that you will get to live an extra turn …
August 2025
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8/19Tue📢 AnnouncementStreamer Friendly Music
New original music!Our fantastic sound designer, Chris Bolte, has created new original music for the game. It plays in the shop. We like it a lot.Safe for streamersThis music will replace the old musi…
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8/7Thu📢 AnnouncementAlpha is Available!
You can play the alpha version of Mr Magpie's Harmless Card Game today! We are using the steam playtest feature to distribute it. It is open to anyone. Click the "Request Access" button on the playtes…
Source: official Steam announcements (updated every 6–24 hours). Titles and summaries are copyright of the original developers.