Stick It to the Stickman

Beloved consumers, Let's drop the corporate jargon funny business on this one. It's a big day, and there’s a lot to say. It's been a wild ride, and thank you for joining us on it. Whether you've been …

Highly valued scab workers,We appreciate that you're sticking around during the strike. In fact, we have a new business idea: selling cardboard signs! But that's for another email.We live in unprecede…

Hello! We've pushed a couple updates since the launch of Foreign Manufacturing, here's a summary of the changes:Fulfillment Centre now generates correctlyForeign Manufacturing tutorial now works on ul…

Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on…

You are no longer forced to only play Night Shift. Whoops!

The value of STKMN stocks continue to rise with another live video game program update. The only “tanking” we’re doing involves deploying military forces into cities.CHANGELOGBig things:Tanks now spaw…

Hello! Last week's patch caused some issues, we did some quick fixes.CHANGESBoss icons in the payslips in Night Shift fixedSecret character quest now more consistentSome ability name correctionsLarge …

Attention Employees of Stickman.co, A new update has been deployed to your operating system. Please review the following mandatory improvements to your corporate experience.CHANGELOGFulfillment:Now ha…