
🛠️ Golembert update history
Official announcements the developer posts on Steam—patches, new content, and events—sorted by date. Click a title to read the full post.
October 2026
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10/3Sat🛠️ Patch / updateSeptember 26 Update
DO YOU REMEMBER??? 🤔The twenty first night of SEPTEMBER?? 🤔 We do! So we gonna let you know... What we did last month:1. We received a lot of playtesting feedback! 📝6 people playtested the Golembert d…
August 2026
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8/25Tue🛠️ Patch / updateJuly-August 26 Update
Belated Buon Ferragosto! 🏖️😊We celebrated the triumph of our favourite first emperor as they intended on the Romagna coast for a week. But what did we do the other weeks?? What we did in the last 2 mo…
July 2026
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7/13Mon🛠️ Patch / updateJune 26 Update
🏝️ Hey guys, the year is already half over, so I'm hurrying up to get this post out! 🥵What we did last month:1. The first members of our Discord server playtested our demo! 🥳This month, we launched ou…
June 2026
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6/9Tue🛠️ Patch / updateMay 2026 Update
Hey, June 🪲Don’t make it badTake the \ and make it betterRemember to let \ into your heartThen you can startTo make it Better (loosely quoted from J. Paul 'Macca' McCartney's song Hey Jude, written in…
May 2026
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5/9Sat🛠️ Patch / updateApril 2026 Update
May the forth be with you! 💫Or… the eighth? Anyway, it’s May! So may I inform you of the duties we fulfilled in the bygone April.What we did last month:1. We set up our Discord server! 🌐We FINALLY set…
April 2026
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4/14Tue🛠️ Patch / updateMarch 2026 Update
Happy Easter, fellow Chrisians!Just as Christ yeeted himself into heaven a few weeks and a couple years ago, we’re again cranking out a new Update post for you, my beloved. What we did last month:1. W…
March 2026
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3/11Wed🛠️ Patch / updateFebruary 2026 Update
O ano só começa depois do Carnaval!‘The year only starts after Carnaval!’, was the motto of the month this February and girl, we started things! What we did last month:1. Finished Helio’s House re-ren…
February 2026
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2/17Tue🛠️ Patch / updateJanuary 26 Update
Happy Chinese New Year!Today the Year of the Fire Horse has started which stands for movement – and movement is what we want to bring to our development process this year! (hopefully at least) So...Wh…
January 2026
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1/16Fri🛠️ Patch / update2026 Outlook & Dec 25 Update
Happy belated New Year!Hope you all ‘slipped well’ into the new year, as we say in Germany! Because the development process of Golembert is now entering its final (couple of) stages, we thought New Ye…
December 2025
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12/2Tue🛠️ Patch / updateNovember 25 Update
Happy belated Thanksgiving!We’d also like to thank you for giving us your attention and jump right into... What we did last month!We mainly:1. Uploaded a new devlog!Finally!!! In our 15th devlog, Alic…
November 2025
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11/4Tue🛠️ Patch / updateOctober 25 Update
Happy belated Halloween!Our last Update Post might not seem very long ago (which in fact is true because I posted it two weeks late in case you didn’t notice) so therefore this post will be as short a…
October 2025
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10/18Sat🛠️ Patch / updateSeptember 25 Update
Oh, I almost forgot to post abou-DO YOU REMEMBER??THE TWENTY-FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER???1. We added the first tracks from Luca!Two months ago we shared with you that Luca Storz, the composer of Couch …
September 2025
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9/8Mon🛠️ Patch / updateAugust 25 Update
Salt air, and the rust on your doorI never needed anything more… than an August update post? Well. ’What Taylors did we swift this month?’, you might ask.1. We bug fixed & playtested Golembert! We pla…
August 2025
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8/7Thu🛠️ Patch / updateJuly 25 Update
CAESARIs the name giver of July. Pliny (the Elder) traced his name back to the word caedere, to cut. So what do we do in July? We cut it out! And with ‘it’ I mean the all-monthly update on our playtes…
July 2025
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7/8Tue🛠️ Patch / updateJune 25 Update
It’s Update time! And this time I calculated fancy numbers for it! So what have we been up to this June?1. We playtested and bugfixed ??% of the game! Like last update it’s hard to calculate a proper …
Source: official Steam announcements (updated every 6–24 hours). Titles and summaries are copyright of the original developers.