Stick It to the Stickman

Beloved consumers, Let's drop the corporate jargon funny business on this one. It's a big day, and there’s a lot to say. It's been a wild ride, and thank you for joining us on it. Whether you've been …

Highly valued scab workers,We appreciate that you're sticking around during the strike. In fact, we have a new business idea: selling cardboard signs! But that's for another email.We live in unprecede…

Dear Employees,True corporate agility isn’t about avoiding the iceberg - it’s about monetizing the collision. Here at Free Lives, we pride ourselves on navigating chaotic industry trends with a profou…

Hello! We've pushed a couple updates since the launch of Foreign Manufacturing, here's a summary of the changes:Fulfillment Centre now generates correctlyForeign Manufacturing tutorial now works on ul…

Valued labourers,We are delighted to announce a new corporate expansion into foreign territories with our newest game mode, Foreign Manufacturing. Experience the wonders of travel at a reduced price f…

Our Shareholders, CEOs, and skittish lapdogs are happy to share with you a heart-warming story of our Founder as part of the 'Company History Month', a brand-new 2D stickfighting game mode available r…

Valued Technofeudal Peasantry,It has been a great honour working with you, Q4 has been a massive success for our Shareholders. Your bonuses have been converted to Company Points, which can be spent on…

Valued employees,Here at the Looming Corporate Entity™, we have always valued your entrepreneurial spirit. Your imagination. Your business acumen. Your willingness to go above and beyond Key Performan…

Dear employees of The Company, It has come to the attention of the Shareholders that capitalising on a seasonal holiday will increase brand affinity, allow for the shipping of themed products, and mak…

You are no longer forced to only play Night Shift. Whoops!

The value of STKMN stocks continue to rise with another live video game program update. The only “tanking” we’re doing involves deploying military forces into cities.CHANGELOGBig things:Tanks now spaw…

Greetings valued employees. All 150 000 of you.We are excited to announce that progress has been made towards our company goals, and stock market investment is approaching lunar levels. As a part of o…

In a bold move to stimulate shareholder happiness and crush the competition, Stick It To The Stickman is now 20% OFF for the first time in company history. This limited-time initiative has been approv…

Hello! Last week's patch caused some issues, we did some quick fixes.CHANGESBoss icons in the payslips in Night Shift fixedSecret character quest now more consistentSome ability name correctionsLarge …

Attention Employees of Stickman.co, A new update has been deployed to your operating system. Please review the following mandatory improvements to your corporate experience.CHANGELOGFulfillment:Now ha…