Lair of the Clockwork God

Hello there! Delighted to announce I've been secretly storing up all the bugs that got reported over the last couple of months for one big boring update. With this, the game is now (as far as I'm awar…

Hello! I'm aware it's been a few weeks since the last update - bugs are now coming in so infrequently that daily updates no longer really make sense, so I'm saving them all up for larger patches. - Li…

There's now so few bugs in the game the patch notes are getting silly: - Fixed a weird Linux bug that could cause the game to open at a resolution of 1x1, which APPARENTLY is too small - Once you've c…

- Added Platforming Assist slider - Minor bug fixes This update adds a SUPER NEAT Platforming Assist slider, which tweaks a few platforming settings to suit your needs, including: - Dan's 'wallgrab' t…

It's been a couple of days wince the last update. I've been saving them up for one BIG HUGE FIX: - Fixed a typo, that's the level we're down to now. - Fixed a dialogue option that should have been swi…

Hello! PLEASE LEAVE A STEAM REVIEW if you played the game. Steam reviews feed an algorithm, the algorithm gets me views, and views get me sales, which I need. Thank you! FIXES: - Fixed a mystical omni…

HELLO! Here's todays list of quibbles you've found that I've addressed: - You can no longer avoid death by just chatting away through it - Game no longer pauses when it loses focus - Controls menu sho…

Hello! Another day, another slew of weird stuff people found fixed up. - Fixed an issue where Chapter Select would not load Lair objects correctly (thanks Astrid!) - Weird thrusting issue now DEFINITE…

FIXED: - It should no longer be possible to piggyback Ben into going sideways - Dan should no longer be able to get himself into an unwinnable situation with a naughty upside-down crate. - Ben will no…

FIXED: - That weird 3D cube no longer has two LookAt options (TO BE FAIR this kind of made sense) - A bunch of beer bottles should no longer spring up out of nowhere, shockingly - Ben no longer knows …

WOW, it's the boringest update yet! You can tell the game's in ship-shape condition by how pissy and dull the patches are becoming. UI fixes? Oh, big whoop. FIXED: - Added Accessibilty Option: "Toggle…