The Swindle

HEY long time no see. So, good news: new game! Are you ready to take on Earth and reclaim your sprawling space-empire? I’m delighted to announce that my next game EARTH MUST DIE is headed to Steam on …

I am delighted to announce that Size Five's newest game 'Lair of the Clockwork God' is OUT NOW. A fast-paced Point-and-Click adventure AND an indie platfomer in one! Join adventurer Ben and wannabe in…

Hello! ARE YOU EXCITED? You should be. Lair of the Clockwork God is nearly upon you. Never heard of the game? Here it is, look! It's going to be amazing: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1060600/Lai…

HELLO! Thanks to everyone who helped out with the Beta Test of v1.06. Seems the NEW MOVE is hugely appreciated, and working well. I'll be continuing to address feedback as it comes in, but I'm hoping …

HELLO! Thanks to everyone who helped out with the Beta Test of v1.06. Seems the NEW MOVE is hugely appreciated, and working well. I'll be continuing to address feedback as it comes in, but I'm hoping …

HELLO AGAIN. I've still been working hard tweaking and balancing the game, and addressing some of the remaining bugs in The Swindle. Lots has changed, but most-importantly a NEW MOVE as requested via …

HELLO AGAIN. I've still been working hard tweaking and balancing the game, and addressing some of the remaining bugs in The Swindle. Lots has changed, but most-importantly a NEW MOVE as requested via …

v1.051 is now available for everyone; here's a list of everything it changes, in case you're still on v1.04 - FIXED: Inconsistent Fall Damage on some systems. If Fall Damage happens and feels wrong, p…

v1.051 is now available for everyone; here's a list of everything it changes, in case you're still on v1.04 - FIXED: Inconsistent Fall Damage on some systems. If Fall Damage happens and feels wrong, p…

A quick update that fixes a few things. As always, please do let me know if anything is worse! v1.051 - FIXED?: bolstered further fringe cases of 'jumping near the ground counts as a jump' - FIXED: ga…

A quick update that fixes a few things. As always, please do let me know if anything is worse! v1.051 - FIXED?: bolstered further fringe cases of 'jumping near the ground counts as a jump' - FIXED: ga…

Hello! v1.05 changes a few critical things. I am one man, sitting here on my own, and although I've tested everything to the best of my abilities, there's nothing quite like having hundreds of people …

Hello! v1.05 changes a few critical things. I am one man, sitting here on my own, and although I've tested everything to the best of my abilities, there's nothing quite like having hundreds of people …

Hectic week, getting a handle on all the feedback so far and working out what should/ shouldn't be changed. A few tweaks to gameplay (again, mainly to open up those early stages) and several fixes to …

Hectic week, getting a handle on all the feedback so far and working out what should/ shouldn't be changed. A few tweaks to gameplay (again, mainly to open up those early stages) and several fixes to …